I'm huuuungry.

Feeding kids 3 meals a day is probably one of my least favorite parenting tasks. Case in point -

Me: Carter, what do you want for lunch?

Carter (5½ yrs): A turkey/cheese sandwich cut in rectangles, with ranch on one side and mustard on the other. No lettuce. Three strawberries and five grapes. Two handfuls of chips and apple juice in my Toy Story cup.

Me: Deacon, what do you want?

Deacon (3 yrs): Want goldfish crackers.

You'd think I'd eventually learn not to ask.